For those of us who find the launch of the New Apple Tablet hard to swallow, there’s good news…
Secret sources from within the bowels of Apple Inc have today leaked plans for an alternative to the Apple Tablet which was launched today.
The Apple Suppository.
Details of the specifications are yet to be disclosed, but there are rumours that it will have vastly more functionality than products released of a similar size, such as the Shuffle or iRing.
However, critics suggest that Apple have gone one step too far, and that despite the advantages of improved security, this new device is much less accessible and will lack the street cred of the iPod.
Only time will tell.