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SEO Bullshit Bingo

We work in an industry that is riddled with terminology tSEO Bullshit Bingohat even we don’t understand half the time when someone says “Well that meme is something of a paradigm shift”, we nod sagely but really, we haven’t got a clue either. So in celebration of the bollocks that is talked at marketing meetings throughout the world, we have updated the classic meeting game, bullshit bingo, with SEO at the forefront. The idea is that you liven up all those tedious meetings going to our SEO Bullshit Bingo card generator and priniting out the card. Cross off the terms as they come up in the meeting and if you get 5 in a line, up, down or diaganally, then jump up and shout “SEO bullshit!” Your boss will recognise your wit and intimate knowledge of the sector and give you a pay rise on the spot.

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  • Kay

    very amusing simon. are you trying to rank for ‘bullshit seo’ by any chance? :)

    I do feel that some of the terms are being unfairly labelled as bullshit. For example ‘traffic’, ‘generate more business’, ‘added value’ and ‘visibility’ are surely more a skid mark compared to the steaming pile of bullshit that is latent semantic indexing.

    link condoms is a new one on me. are they used as protection against ‘bad neighbourhoods’ or to prevent the flow of your ‘link juice’?

  • http://www.virtuaffinity.com Simon Wharton

    Kay, it’s been a while. Actually no, we weren’t trying to rank for that phrase but, y’know, we’ll take it. It’s more of a link baiting strategy. So, if you fancy dropping a quick Digg in then I’m not going to complain ;-)

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